the great paradox

Also known as my life.

Let me explain some things about myself. 

I am such a boy sometimes.

Why? Read on.

 - I have an unnatural love for the Lord of the Rings movies. And an even more unnatural knowledge of the creatures. Like I could definitely identify a worg, a mumakil and a balrog on command.  

And I didn't even have to Google those names.

NERD ALERT!

- I ordered a creatine workout supplement online a few days ago. 

MEATHEAD ALERT!

- I can spit reeeeeaaaalllyyyyy far.

GROSS ALERT!
- I have a weird thing for cars.
BUY ME A '68 MUSTANG ALERT!

I just included a picture for my own viewing pleasure

- I love action and war movies (a la Bourne, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan and Black Hawk Down) 

MOVIE-INDUCED ADRENALINE-JUNKY ALERT!

- I like my steak slightly bloody.

CARNIVORE ALERT!

- I really really really really enjoy live sporting events.

I'M THE ONE YELLING REALLY LOUD ALERT!

- I can throw a football NOT like a girl

THAT'S NOT THAT WEIRD ALERT!

Anyways, you get it..............

On the other hand, I am an extreme girl.

Like:

-I own over 20 dresses and skirts. Yes I am embarrassed. 

-I have 45+ pairs of shoes. Yep. Still embarrassed.

-Little Women makes me cry. Every. Time. Not as embarrassed. 

Have you seen Christian Bale as Laurie? You would cry too!

-I spend more money at Sephora than I dare admit. ($25 Dior mascara anyone??)

-I paint my nails on a weekly basis.
- I go shopping when I'm in a bad mood. Or sad mood. Or every mood.

-I definitely had a Zac Efron poster in my dorm Freshman Year.

It was only kind of a joke. 

- And lastly, I am mildly in love with Justin Bieber. And by mildly, I mean hugely.

 all of the above: 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ALERT!

 The point is, I sat at work this morning thinking about my juxtapose interests as I switched back and forth between Backstreet Boys and the Band of Brother's soundtrack. 

And all I could do was laugh at myself. 

People are so cool sometime, no??